when speaking of a woman's physical features, if there's anything other than unabashed praise coming out of your mouth then it's usually wisest to shut the f--- up.
"you know, ----, you have really broad shoulders."
"i guess i do have a pretty strong frame..."
"and i don't even mean broad for a girl. seriously, if you held up your arms, we could use you for field goal practice."
"people do tell me i'm built like a white woman."
"giants would woo you."
at this point, ----'s husband walks by.
"dude, it's not even the pregnancy. she was always like this. she's just got this really really beefy build."
(that's right. she's with child.)
"are you serious? because i thought it might have been the result of some radical physiological changes, but if you say so..."
"yeah. the baby is going to have to climb her like everest in order to feed."
"i guess i do have a pretty strong frame..."
"and i don't even mean broad for a girl. seriously, if you held up your arms, we could use you for field goal practice."
"people do tell me i'm built like a white woman."
"giants would woo you."
at this point, ----'s husband walks by.
"dude, it's not even the pregnancy. she was always like this. she's just got this really really beefy build."
(that's right. she's with child.)
"are you serious? because i thought it might have been the result of some radical physiological changes, but if you say so..."
"yeah. the baby is going to have to climb her like everest in order to feed."
1 comment:
"broad shoulders"? what kind of insensitive clod would even make such a comment? pffft.
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